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Para quem não sabe, Fulano47 foi criado no deserto de Almeria por uma família de lémures viciados em after-hours, tendo-se refugiado recentemente em Barcelona, a partir de onde se dedica a financiar golpes de estado em pequenos países da América Latina. Como dj considera-se um freestyler, abraçando estilos tão diversos como o minimal e o maximal, o tech-house e os breaks, o foxtrot e o bailinho da madeira.

Para os curiosos e temerários aqui ficam também dois novos mix sets:

songs for afters [minimal/house mix]
http://creaciodigital.upf.edu/%7Ehbranc ... afters.mp3
maximal lemure [maximal/techno mix]
http://creaciodigital.upf.edu/%7Ehbranc ... lemure.mp3

bookings e info: [email protected]

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Para quem não sabe, Fulano47 foi criado no deserto de Almeria por uma família de lémures viciados em after-hours,

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Para quem não sabe, Fulano47 foi criado no deserto de Almeria por uma família de lémures viciados em after-hours,

Words known to be found in the Lemur lexicon include "ptang,"
"frink," "cheep," and "whooooooo". The meaning of these words is
said to vary based on the motion of the eyes at the time a given
phrase is said.
Further information is reported by G. Shapiro:

"Let me summarize the current understanding of Lemur
linguistics, as reported in the Journal of Irreproducible Results.

frink (adj) - very appealing, sexually

frink (noun) - a National Geographic photographer.

[NOTE: The dual usage of frink stems from a confusion in
Lemur society. The primary determinant of sexual appeal in
Lemurs is size of the eyes. Lemurs confused the telephoto
lenses of NG photographers as huge, and hence very appeal-
ing, eyes.]

ptang (verb) - to have sex with another species. Has a
positive connotation when the other species is also primate.
More akin to the English 'bestiality' when the other species
is non-primate.

cheep, cheep, cheep (noun) - particularly satisfactory
sexual experience.

So let us use this knowledge to translate the following
Lemur dialogue:

1st Lemur: PTANG FRINK FRINK
2nd Lemur: cheep, cheep, cheep.

Translation:

1st Lemur: I heard you had sex with that hot-looking NG
photographer.
2nd Lemur: Yes. It was great.

Shapiro's report cannot be accepted as absolute fact as Lemurs
have been known to use "ptang" and "frink" for many other situa-
tions besides those involving sex. Hence the theory that eye
motions play a large role in determining what a Lemur means at any
given time. This theory is as follows:

The verbal component of a Lemur lexicon that requires somat-
ic components to determine the actual meaning. In other
words, the meaning of "frink" varies depending on the eye
motions of the lemur in question. Rolling your eyes while
saying "frink" means one thing, while winking the right eye
slowly while saying "frink" means something else entirely,
and so forth. "Frink" seems to be used for many purposes:
as a greeting, as an exclamation of excitement, as a means
of expressing curiousity, and so forth.

Only Lemurs know what "frink" means for sure, and they
aren't telling.

(in http://www.faqs.org/faqs/lemur-faq/part1/ )